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cozyqueen:

I am having a heart attack

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

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freyreh:

here i was all excited because i thought the crossover was today… and its NEXT week… ugh #onechicago

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meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

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mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

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thelindsaytuggey:

cultmasterflash:

Life goals 

I hope this man achieves his goal.

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disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is total Disney!!