My Average Life.

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

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bones you don’t really need

listinthings:

• toe bones- annoying
• spine- very vulnerable to stabbing
• inner ear bones- how can you hear with bones in your ears??
• funny bone- not even a bone. stop lying.
• shoulder blades- not usable as weapons as the name suggests

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So like a month and a half ago I broke my pinkie toe…

Well, when i broke it, it was nasty and swelled super huge and extremely bruised. Since then it has not been bruised, but it has still been super swelled…

Lately it will hurt every once in a while, and it is just not getting any smaller, and I think part of my foot by it is starting to bruise…

Should I be getting an x-ray of my toe just to be sure nothing is severely wrong with it?

I need inputs!! 

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shewolves:

every time i think about season 3 i just

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