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coolstuff-i-like:

When other people try to look sexy :

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when i try to look sexy :

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w-for-wumbo:

itsokaytobeodd:

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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BABY

i feel really badly but I just cannot stop laughing

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modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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